Ho ho ho

Off to dive into the holiday hustle and bustle ...

... and marvel over the tactics with which the intrepid marketing teams shall tempt me.

I mean COME ON, who doesn't want a Wine Yoke to facilitate hanging one's glass of Vouvray around one's neck for the Ultimate HANDS FREE Wine Experience? (Dig that capitalization!) One never knows when one will want to engage in a spontaneous game of curling or masturbation session when alas, an end table is no where in sight.

This is clearly a sign of some sort.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When do we break for lunch?

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